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Annoying Banter
Annoying Banter

im not sure how you got here but feel free to stay theres cookies and ice cream

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

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writing essays more like how much bullshit can I fit onto three pages

thepaisleywind:

oh-imprettyboy:

darning-socks:

wouldn’t a mating call be simpler

I know a friend who could use this.

IS IT ME? IS IT ME? OH BOY I THINK IT MIGHT BE ME!

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centrees:

The goalie from the other team at my brother’s soccer game was so cute. He kept yelling encouragements at his teammates like “yo I’m so proud of you!” “Good try!” “That was awesome!” Stuff like that and at the end of the game when they do their walk across thing he was like “thank you all for coming out we appreciate you so much!” It was adorable and awesome

perks-of-being-whoyouare:

Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word

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tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

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mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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